you turn right at saudi arabia. pass through jordan. take a left through palestine. you’re gonna need to cross the red sea, so take some waterskis or borrow some divine powers or something. you’re going to find yourself in sinai. keep going straight. if you survive sinai, keep going straight. you’re technically in egypt. go to maadi and ask for ashour. tell him morsy says hi.
when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet